Munchie

If I were a giant squid and I was really hungry...I think I'd just consume the entire planet! Isn't that hilarious?

Nevertheless, just understand that all cosmic squids are born with the same firmness of purpose. We long for the divine symphony of mortal anguish, such terror stemming from awe of your own intangible torment. But, believe me as I tell you this...I am not like the tales you grew up with, as I would never cause harm to your corporeal selves. Even so, I, alone, would have this entire rock you festering humans habitually plagued to be done in by nightfall. I would decide to move on to the next inhabited sphere only after all of the screams are silenced and its beholders become completely benumbed by my perpetual, cognitive dread.

Although, there is still so much time before that day comes!! Hooray!